Excerpt from the movie "Beastly" about the beauty in the inside..

Will：Defying expectations, Blindie keeps up his bitchin' sense of style. A holdover from my seeing days.
Kyle：Point being, no matter what, how you look matters?
Will：Point being, it's not about how others look at me, it's about how I look at myself. Mental Rubik's cube, I know, but one day it'll make sense. 

An Update of Past Jokes

Not in a chronological order~~

Yay!! Last Monday blues.. of 2012 only HAHAHA.. (posted on FB on 31st December 2012, which was a Monday "Duh")

Yesterday, after a badminton game, one friend of mine went & picked up leftover shuttlecocks on the floor & I asked him why & he said "can recycle".. Today, 1 other friend of mine upon purchase of some DVDs took one copy of a magazine from the CD shop for free, after browsing it for several minutes threw it into a trashcan (which later I checked from a bookstore it actually costed RM 6.90 per copy).. What kind of extreme friends do I have?!! :P

At home, upon detecting a burnt smell, my mom asked me where was that smell from, instead of running to check whether there was some water boiling over in the kitchen, I ran to check whether the burnt smell came from my Samsung Galaxy Note II due to over-charging (I was charging my phone that time) (It turned out to be some open garbage burning outside my house) :P

They say Christmas is the best time to help the needy... I.e. helping your needy girlfriend to buy an LV bag :P

#In2013NoMore following the Mayan calendar..
#IWant2013ToBe following Google Calendar instead.. :P

The world didn't end in 2012, the Mayan calendar did.. "Duh" -__-

I think I may need a 24hr photocopy shop :P #KK #7Eleven #mamakphotocopy #samsungallinoneprinter

While I was joking with one of my friends, we talked about if we happen to go to an expensive restaurant and if it happens that in the end, we don't have money to settle the bill, what would we do? Go wash plates in the kitchen Lol... But what about when you take a taxi for a long distance and then you realize that actually you don't have money (e.g. you forgot your wallet or purse etc) to pay at the end of the journey? Offer the taxi driver to wash the taxi for free :P

The worst Christmas gift that I've ever received: Finding out on FB that one of my friends received an Iphone 5 as a Christmas gift :(
The best Christmas gift that I've ever received: Knowing that I'm still owning a Samsung Galaxy Note II (Btw, Happy Boxing Day!!) :P

Yesterday, when I was looking for an empty parking bay, I saw a young guy whose apperance looked like a rich kid walking in my direction with his plastic bags of purchases & then well past my car, I quickly reversed.. Who knows later he went into an old not-quite-battered Ford? I laughed to myself silently.. I went into his parking bay after he left, only then I realized that I was also driving a Kancil (albeit a battered one) (& of course, much worse (or better??), I didn't even have a rich kid's appearance) :P

I always tell people I'm a good swimmer and I always swim at 6-7 feet.. In reality, I always swim near the edge of a swimming pool :P

We usually close the sliding door so that rats wouldn't enter our home, but now we're closing it so that cats wouldn't enter instead!! :P

Every good thing comes in dozens i.e. a dozen of eggs, & of course, a dozen of cans of beer :P

While I was talking to my friend about 'Life of Pi', I kept referring to the tiger as the lion :P #watchtoomuchofnarnia

While I was watching the movie 'Life of Pi', at one second, I really thought the tiger could talk!! #watchtoomuchofnarnia

Of course, the color of Monday is blue.. 'Cos blue is one of the colors of rainbow :P

I'm the proud owner of a Samsung Galaxy Note 2, but I can't seem to find my way all the time.. There goes my driving skill :P

I remember to bring panadols ('cos I just had fever..) but I forgot to bring my raincoat & it's raining.. How ironic?

Having grown a moustache for Movember, might as well keep growing it into a beard.. For #Becember, that is!!

Yeah, I've always wanted to grow a moustache.. Come to think of it, Movember has just passed :( But wait a minute, I can always grow a beard!! There's always a Becember :P

Lately, I've been finding it hard to sleep.. I might have sipped overpotent coffee :P

December is always the busiest month.. #Bestof2012

The awkward moment when the guy behind you in a queue keeps touching you with his tummy :P

Last week, in a shopping mall, I heard a kid singing "jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle all the way..", soon after that he quickly switched to "choi san dou, choi san dou, hou jau fai leung bou".. Later, his mum asked him why he sang these 2 songs together & the kid answered "'cos Chinese New Year always comes after Christmas ma".. I was completely stunned..

Money can't buy you things, but plastic (being of cheaper material, among all things) can :P

Came back home with weary feet, waking up on the next morning with bleary eyes, to face yet another dreary day :P

Money can't buy love.. But wealth can :P

Less is more.. Hence my fewer posts :P

Truth hurts, but not dishonesty :P

@copyright of Romern Chong